The President’s Analyst

Masters: “Yah. And it bothers me sometimes because I don’t feel guilty about it. Don’t you think that’s psychotic behavior?”

Dr. Schaefer: “No I don’t. It explains your utter lack of hostility. You can vent your aggressive feelings by actually killing people. Just a sensational solution to the hostility problem.” (240K)

Dr. Evans: “They were men of their time. You’re a man of your time.”

Dr. Schaefer: “The President’s analyst. Beautiful.”  (112K)

Lux: “Doctor, you talk in your sleep.”

Dr. Schaefer: “I talk. What does that have to do with Nan?”

Cocket: “It appears that when you do talk in your sleep, you violate the National Security Act.”  (130K)

Dr. Schaefer: “If I were an analyst, which I am, I would say I was rapidly turning into a paranoid personality, which I am.”

Nan: “Isn’t there an analyst you can go to?”

Dr. Schaefer: “Every other psychiatrist in this country has another doctor he can talk to. Not me.”  (136K)

Mr. Quantrill: “The Bullocks, next door, real right wingers. American flag up every day. Real Fascists. Ought to be gassed. You know the type.”  (98K)

Bing: “Hey, dad. You want the magnum three-fifty-seven in the house?”

Mr. Quantrill: “Darn it, Bing. I told you not to play around with my guns. No. I do not want that in the house. That is my car gun. My house gun is already in the house.”  (155K)

Dr. Schaefer: “Guns. Karate. Why?”

Mr. Quantrill: “The right wing extremists. Disarm them and us liberals will disarm.”  (102K)

Bing: “You going to kill Dr. Schaefer?”

Sullivan: “Yes, son. we’re going to kill him.”

Bing: “Oh boy!”  (55K)

Kropotkin: “Logic is on our side. This isn’t a case of a world struggle between two divergent ideologies of different economic systems. Every day your country becomes more socialistic; my country becomes more capitalistic. Pretty soon we’ll meet in the middle and join hands. No, my dear doctor, you’re going to defect because you want to live.”  (253K)

Dr. Shaefer: “You know, the one thing I learned from my patients is they all hate the phone company. Even the stock holders of the phone company hate the phone company.”

Kropotkin: “I know. Bedoins hate the phone company.”  (153K)

Computer voice: “Warning. Extreme emergency.”  (34K)